Who God Take First?

Let’s face it, if there is a God, he needs all the help he can get. Two earthly thought leaders are nearing their expiry date. One presents dissident views in keeping with the mainstream media bias, the other doesn’t. So who would a god choose to take back in his fold right first? Noam or David?

This bet will be resolved based on the confirmed date of the death of Noam Chomsky versus David Attenborough. In the event of a dispute, the dates given by the Times, London will be used to decide the outcome.

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